I have laid more than one of my loves on the pyre I have been to the bottom of a dump I have stood on the edge of a deep dark chasm But I didn't feel the need to jump Stand up strong and take a deep breath Raise your glass and cheer All that ales you will be cured by death And until then there's beer By the light of a latern in a mountain tavern I have passed out on the floor And I woke up with a cough from sleeping in a trough Where I landed when they threw me out the door Well my job is detention and there'll be no pension For the bent backed calloused likes of me When I'm done with all the shovelling I'll retire in the oven And rise up light and free I can stand the injustice with these 16 oz glass crutches And a kick in the telly screen I'll shake your hand and wish you luck If you think I'll say something my mother approves of About the riches of the king and queen Let us drink to the brewer with his barrel full Let us drink to the master of the pub Pull back the handle and fill me up a pint Of the only gold I love© 2010 Jeff Kelley